A recent study found that 70% of workers keep secrets about themselves at work. And this, is probably a good thing because here are the “Top 5 Things You Never Want To Hear From A Co-Worker”……….

1. “I’m not gonna let the stomach flu keep ME from coming into the office”!

2. “Uh, dude:  You just hit “reply all.”

3. “Pssst.  Random drug test today.  Pass it on.”

4. “Since today’s “Bring Your Kid to Work Day” . . . here’s Timmy”!

5. “Look what I pulled out of my nose with a paper clip”.